Tuesday, July 13, 2010

It's Sooooooo Hot...

Well, to say it's been hot lately would be quite an understatement! But, how hot is it? Here are a few of my favorites!

  • Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
  • Potatoes cook underground, so just pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
  • It's so hot that I saw two trees fighting over a dog. : )
  • It's so hot, today I saw a chicken lay a fried egg.
  • It's so hot that it makes me want to take off my skin and sit in my bones.
  • Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
  • Cows are giving evaporated milk.
  • You discover that it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
  • The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
  • Hot water now comes out of both taps.
  • You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
  • You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
Hope you beat the heat...

Chief Meteorologist Ben Jones

1 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

Is there a way to find out how many days over the past two months that the heat index has been over 100 degrees in Warner Robins and/or Macon?

July 16, 2010 at 5:34 PM

 

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